I’d love to hear Scott McClellan announce that the President along with Vice President Cheney, Secretary of Defense Rumsfeld, and Secretary of State Rice will be spending Christmas in Iraq. He would then go on to say that FEMA director Joe Allbaugh will be spending Christmas in a tent in New Orleans and other top FEMA executives will be nearby in trailers. The third item in the announcement would be that the 836 top officers at the Pentagon will be eating Christmas dinner with the families of U.S. soldiers who lost their lives in Iraq since last Christmas. McClellan would explain that these activities were not being funded by the American taxpayer, but by the RNC. Perhaps they could even try using the “compassionate conservative” term again.